My friend Amy is really funny and super good at writing tweets. Here are some of my favorite tweets that she has tweeted.

Amy’s toddler is fond of names.
America’s Spooky Guy
Amy’s toddler has a good memory.
I’m something of a tart autumn man-child myself
“the audacity of a podcosting 20yo” 💀 14/10 no notes.
sometimes I need to be told this, also
I DO NOT CONSENT
ENTIRE STEAMED BREAKFAST HAMS
this one. This is the best one.