Amy’s Best Tweets

My friend Amy is really funny and super good at writing tweets. Here are some of my favorite tweets that she has tweeted.

https://twitter.com/sewistwrites/status/1698388002483949584

Amy’s toddler is fond of names.

https://twitter.com/sewistwrites/status/1698388473512632458

America’s Spooky Guy

https://twitter.com/sewistwrites/status/1694706735519264822

Amy’s toddler has a good memory.

https://twitter.com/sewistwrites/status/1703397664094658913

I’m something of a tart autumn man-child myself

https://twitter.com/sewistwrites/status/1690853527239688192

“the audacity of a podcosting 20yo” 💀 14/10 no notes.

https://twitter.com/sewistwrites/status/1618713936043573249

sometimes I need to be told this, also

https://twitter.com/sewistwrites/status/1672636361420013568

I DO NOT CONSENT

https://twitter.com/sewistwrites/status/1522173548978184196

ENTIRE STEAMED BREAKFAST HAMS

https://twitter.com/sewistwrites/status/1485689308161970193

this one. This is the best one.