I play Wordle! And then I spend an unreasonable amount of time photoshopping my scores into pictures from children’s books.
Grab a cup of coffee, it’s comic strip Sunday! #Wordle274 pic.twitter.com/ann0PAioxA
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 20, 2022
It’s a beautiful day in the Twin Cities! Wherever you are, I hope you can get out for a little adventure this weekend. Comment below with your plans if you want! #Wordle273 pic.twitter.com/TLKp6vCRuC
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 19, 2022
Let’s say goodbye to winter with a wordle ‘shop of Ezra Jack Keats’ Snowy Day! pic.twitter.com/jX5UBYzqhY
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 18, 2022
#Wordle271 took me a minute! Book today is “The Very Fluffy Kitten, Papillon” by A. N. Kang with thanks to @violinautie for the recommendation! Very cute and fun. pic.twitter.com/AR2dzP3qWV
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 17, 2022
#Wordle270
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 16, 2022
Dicsovered by Pooh
Pooh Found it pic.twitter.com/DCu7ikmqLU
Reading through this book of Animal Nursery Tales from Richard Scarry, I wondered why there aren’t more wolf related conflicts in adulthood. Maybe all the wolves fell into the quicksand, which is also not as big of a risk as little me expected. #Wordle269 pic.twitter.com/LSteGoUNwQ
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 15, 2022
It’s a good thing those fig bars they sell at Costco aren’t magical or my kid would be Gandalf by now. #Wordle268 pic.twitter.com/dcyNSemZ4t
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 14, 2022
Comic strip Sunday! #Wordle267 I loved Garfield when I was young. The cartoon on Saturday mornings was a weekly ritual. pic.twitter.com/OGGBaCds4v
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 13, 2022
Happy Saturday! #Wordle266 pic.twitter.com/AdDbucQXnW
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 12, 2022
Sharing is caring! #Wordle265
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 11, 2022
Sometimes I forget how pleasant it is to share something I love with someone I love. There’s a lot of tough stuff out there right now. Take a moment to think of something you can share with someone to brighten their day! pic.twitter.com/v94M7pR4q0
Adéle picked up her brother, Simon, at school.
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 10, 2022
Simon was waiting by the door.
He had his hat and gloves and scarf and sweater,
his coat and knapsack and books and crayons,
and the scorecard for #Wordle264 he’d played that morning. pic.twitter.com/MW8wHp9MLf
I hope your day is free from Sadness and Despair, filled with Clever Ideas and that you don’t encounter anything fierce. #Wordle263 #winnethepooh #piglet pic.twitter.com/ig9px1dpIM
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 9, 2022
Another visit to Bear Country! #Wordle262 pic.twitter.com/9FvobjocGH
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 8, 2022
Finally time for a Dr. Seuss! #Wordle261 pic.twitter.com/D38C2uaIYm
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 7, 2022
Comic strip Sunday! This felt good after a couple days with meh scores. pic.twitter.com/68IpMbQaok
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 6, 2022
It’s okay, Little Critter. We will do better next time. #Wordle259 pic.twitter.com/NCFDz1BVw6
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 5, 2022
Since the Schlenks love Frog and Toad very much, I thought I’d see what else Arnold Lobel had written. Owl at Home seems to be an ode to loneliness? It’s got some cute moments though. #Wordle258 pic.twitter.com/WhTyiZADsW
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 4, 2022
Mama Bear’s knowing glance tho. 10/10 she knows what’s up. #Wordle257 pic.twitter.com/rLQTeHGxNV
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 3, 2022
A Stout and Helpful Bear #Wordle256 #Pooh #winniethepooh pic.twitter.com/iQT3Rb578g
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 2, 2022
Phew! And remember, no need to yuck someone else’s yum! #Wordle255 pic.twitter.com/4IRi4Crkyz
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) March 1, 2022
morning, friends! Anyone have a dream about a snowman? Or wordle? Tell me about your dream if you remember it! #Wordle254 pic.twitter.com/C0NXGPujzu
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 28, 2022
Comic strip Sunday! Rest up, friends. pic.twitter.com/AxQoFOyX4V
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 27, 2022
okay fine this is my score not the hens’. Streak is at 50! pic.twitter.com/4C8OyRq4xm
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 26, 2022
Remember folks, Wordle doesn’t have to be a contest! Rejoice in your friends’ success. Mourn with them if they break their streak. pic.twitter.com/rS1uACrw9G
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 25, 2022
don’t forget to wash your fine nose (and mommy’s nose) pic.twitter.com/GZSs1Vtgft
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 24, 2022
A Wordle Bear in Great Tightness #Wordle249 @A_AMilne @PoohBearWisdom @PoohQuotes @WinnieTranscend pic.twitter.com/EzJ6XzvqSZ
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 23, 2022
Little Critter, there’s one thing I never forget, too! (it’s playing wordle) #Wordle248 pic.twitter.com/SxDFOKqEWR
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 22, 2022
honestly I’d be too sleepy to kick the gorilla out of bed and drag him back to the zoo, I’d prob get him his own blanket and just go back to sleep. #Wordle247 pic.twitter.com/2UUguAE0M2
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 21, 2022
Whatever your score today, I’m rooting for you! h/t to @RangerRick for the idea. #Wordle246 @Highlights #goofus #gallant pic.twitter.com/Jn80ds2BCd
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 20, 2022
Oompa Loompa doopity phew. #Wordle245 pic.twitter.com/o1HyobgjOf
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 19, 2022
with apologies to @neilhimself; thanks to @Triluna for the book recommendation! #Wordle244 pic.twitter.com/TPxBxyMtow
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 18, 2022
is someone bringing shrimp pic.twitter.com/knbXRAcCDy
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 17, 2022
Felt a bit like Edward Bear falling down the tree on my way to getting this one. pic.twitter.com/8mV9UFaX8A
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 16, 2022
One time I fixed a computer for an old lady at church and got paid in rocks. Unfortunately / luckily for me they weren’t magic!
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 15, 2022
From “The Sweetest Fig” by Chris Van Allsburg. Hat tip to @courtneyrsexton for the suggestion! pic.twitter.com/eCOAypmJy9
if you are the sort of person who would make your orphaned nephew sleep on the floor, be sure to watch for falling wordles lest ye be crushed pic.twitter.com/mROMiFOAyY
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 14, 2022
it comic strip Sunday y’all @minus_garfield #Wordle239 pic.twitter.com/PkEPhFac0g
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 13, 2022
moo
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 12, 2022
baa pic.twitter.com/Y0vQR20zkt
Blueberries and Wordle for Sal pic.twitter.com/6PfEr8h8CG
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 11, 2022
I’m not sure I’ve ever actually read this book until now?? It’s actually super cute! pic.twitter.com/mYbC3ohJnb
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 10, 2022
In Which Pooh and Piglet Go Wordle-ing. pic.twitter.com/bTMVLw7I3v
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 9, 2022
There’s an alligator under my Wordle. #Wordle234 pic.twitter.com/YG7GYikcu7
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 8, 2022
May you be brave as you face all the wild things ahead this week.
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 7, 2022
Hat tip to @MrHen for the book suggestion! pic.twitter.com/iew0V007O8
well,, my streak is alive anyway pic.twitter.com/SWxz8pxpnH
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 6, 2022
12/10 still a good dog tho pic.twitter.com/hdsDK8gvNx
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 5, 2022
The trees will have leaves again one day. pic.twitter.com/bkoQOPxzzA
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 4, 2022
look, times were different, everyone fed their monkey at the table back then pic.twitter.com/i7I1iZ2aEG
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 3, 2022
Mayhaps I should have slept before playing lol pic.twitter.com/yQy9M1JMOq
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 2, 2022
Mr. Little Critter, I have a younger sister. There will come a time when she won’t want to do everything you do. You won’t want to admit it at first, but you will miss it. pic.twitter.com/W4f2iBKXYA
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) February 1, 2022
There’s nothing quite like getting a letter from a friend. pic.twitter.com/0z38UePVcF
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 31, 2022
I need absolute silence in order to get these mediocre scores! pic.twitter.com/bLxk7Zr8JY
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 30, 2022
Goodnight, Wordle. pic.twitter.com/ajUbcmtQfC
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 29, 2022
We’ve made it through another week! Try to find a quiet spot for rest this weekend. pic.twitter.com/FWrrSQqPPW
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 28, 2022
Maybe the real butterfly is the Internet strangers we share our wordle scores with along the way. pic.twitter.com/A1tTLIZ8Vn
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 27, 2022
Once more for those of you who went to bed at a decent hour! https://t.co/7E1AvmJpri
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 26, 2022
Lowly Worm plays Wordle. After playing, he likes to share his score with strangers on the Internet. #Wordle #Wordle220 pic.twitter.com/IkWVUYd9qx
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 25, 2022
I wanted a better score, too, Little Bear. Thank you, #wordle, for still telling me that I did great. #Wordle219 pic.twitter.com/I84OF18Qw7
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 24, 2022
Sometimes you just have to skip ahead and do the things on your list that bring you the most joy. #Wordle218 pic.twitter.com/ohax4kprD2
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 23, 2022
Encouragement from a good friend can make all the difference. #Wordle216 #wordle pic.twitter.com/MnHhvPCGqe
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 22, 2022
Banana! #Wordle pic.twitter.com/1bmaAKAu5n
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 21, 2022
I think most of us would disagree with Mike Mulligan on this. pic.twitter.com/gpHgT5ttw2
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 20, 2022
What are the nine kinds of pie that you like best? #Wordle pic.twitter.com/ajVuross30
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 19, 2022
I think if Toad woke up on time maybe Frog would have scored better. What do you think? @FrogandToadbot? #frogandtoad #wordle pic.twitter.com/SuKwl8RwNI
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 18, 2022
Not my best showing, but pretty good for a bear of very little brain. pic.twitter.com/3O8NH7tDJ8
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 17, 2022
Feels like I cheated since I used the statistically best starting word so I’ll double down in my immorality with some light heresy. #Wordle pic.twitter.com/fWYCE3okoz
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 16, 2022
Good morning friends who haven’t muted wordle yet! pic.twitter.com/6rpVDq2YHI
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 15, 2022
I’m an embarrassment #Wordle pic.twitter.com/Vsr0ZvLHen
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 14, 2022
Tricky today! pic.twitter.com/6AqCnTljuz
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 13, 2022
Phew, thought I’d fail this one pic.twitter.com/aP5wedEVTi
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 12, 2022
well, I’ve peaked
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 11, 2022
Wordle 206 2/6
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Before coffee even
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 9, 2022
Wordle 204 4/6
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Wordle 203 4/6
— DAVIDS~1.TXT (@schlazor) January 8, 2022
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